15 Best and Worst pieces of Advice I’ve gotten in my life ðŸ˜¶


As the title tells you, I will be sharing 15 best and worst pieces of advice my friends and family have given me. From funny to deep, inexplicable to downright hilarious, this should give you an idea of what kind of people I live with.

BUT starting an advice piece WITHOUT Baz Lurhmann’s song lyrics of Sunscreen is blasphemy, so here it goes

Be careful whose advice you buy but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

Much thanks Mr Lurhmann.

Drum Rolllll…. 

Best:

  • The most valuable thing anyone can offer you is criticism. Hold that dearly
  • If you want to know whether a man loves you or not, eat a huge hamburger with cheese dripping, tomatoes sliding down from the bun and ur hands messy, in front of him
  • A raincoat is always better than an umbrella in rain. You don’t get wet PLUS you enjoy the rain too
  • If the doctor is handsome keep the apple away
  • A man comfortable in his masculinity and a female comfortable in her femininity will always be comfortable in each other’s presence
  • Life is a test so make sure you don’t lose your pen
  • Believe in the strength of your own culture, you will not be afraid to celebrate a different culture
  • If a man smokes cigar instead of a cigarette, marry him
  • You are a woman, you should keep changing your mind. You have a right to do that
  • When life gives you lemons, if it’s summer make a lemonade. If it’s winter make a lemon pie. Whatever life gives you, make use of that
  • Don’t worry about the future if the future won’t worry about you
  • When you bring a kid into the world, you are not just responsible for them but also for the society because you’ll send that kid into it one day. Raise smartly
  • Make sure you smile more. You have a beautiful smile
  • When you become a researcher please conduct a research on why most men are dogs and send the results out to all the ladies secretly
  • If you are ever given a choice between having a dog and having a baby, go for a dog. It is easier to train

Worst: 

  • Don’t smile too much. It gives you wrinkles
  • Use soap on your face
  • Self-respect is an illusion. We all have hidden things we are ashamed of
  • The poor are poor because of their own choices. If you think about them, you’ll waste your time
  • Lady, don’t go out at night with your long hair open. There are male-ghosts that love long, open hair and may fall for you (Pakistanis will know what I’m talking about)
  • Depression and mental problems are really all in the head.
  • Snap out of your depression. Just go out more, you’ll be fine
  • When you become a researcher please conduct a research on why most men are dogs and send the results out to all the ladies secretly
  • Dance like no one’s watching………………..in your room locked up
  • Don’t waste your time. Psychology and Psychiatry are only pseudoscience and a load of bullcrap
  • Appreciate and Respect your President
  • Be a pessimist and think of life as a hell train
  • If you have a high fever take a bath with ice-cold water
  • Learn to cook and clean. If you can’t cook and clean you are not a lady (of course THAT comes first to having a vagina)
  • Feminism is fake and Engineering is not for ladies

So, there you have it folks. Decide for yourself.
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Author: Rabail Jehan

Passion for neuropsychology and research, interested in Business and Accounting, with Rock Climbing and Hiking as side hobbies. I am a 21 year old lady definitely NOT living in my mom's basement. This Blog is about anything and everything. You will see the serious side of me, funny side of me, random side of me and sometimes (I hope not always) the boring side of me. Makeup, politics, entertainment, current affairs, family and music you name it. I am thrilled to be a part of such an amazing blogging family and I appreciate ANY suggestions and constructive criticism. This is for you. Currently in the process of setting up a multi-service business. When I strike rich (soon!) Ill start giveaways too, watch out!! *wink wink*

5 thoughts on “15 Best and Worst pieces of Advice I’ve gotten in my life ðŸ˜¶”

  1. Haha! Some very good – and some very bad offerings. My mom used to tell me not to swallow watermelon seeds, or they would grow in my belly. That wasn’t very useful as an adult. 😉

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